Two and a Half Men (2003)


Genre: Comedy , Romance

Plot: The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie. Read More



Episode 16: Of Course He's Dead (2)
Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
Episode 14: Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode 12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off
Episode 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode 10: Here I Come, Pants!
Episode 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode 5: Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt
Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Episode 20: Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Episode 18: West Side Story
Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Episode 11: Tazed In the Lady Nuts
Episode 10: On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to be Tipped
Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
Episode 21: Another Night with Neil Diamond
Episode 20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Episode 19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Episode 18: The 9:04 from Pemberton
Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Episode 14: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Episode 13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest
Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Episode 10: One Nut Johnson
Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee
Episode 8: Something My Gynecologist Said
Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack
Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Episode 4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog
Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Episode 23: The Straw in My Donut Hole
Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!
Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Episode 14: A Possum On Chemo
Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse
Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover
Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Episode 16: That Darn Priest
Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Episode 13: Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Episode 11: Dead from the Waist Down
Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa
Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick
Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey
Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo
Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache
Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!
Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty
Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode 7: Untainted By Filth
Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode 1: 818-JKLPUZO
Episode 24: Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Episode 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Episode 15: Rough Night In Hump Junction
Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode 9: Tight's Good
Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin
Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
Episode 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln
Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode 13: Humiliation is a visual medium
Episode 12: That Special Tug
Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode 1: Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode 18: It Was 'Mame', Mom
Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Episode 13: Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan
Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic?
Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful
Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 1: Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)